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What The Experts Had To Say...

Kindergarten teacher:
Because it wanted to get to the otherside.


Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to crossroads.


Ronald Reagan:
I forget.


Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. Irepeat,the chicken did NOT cross the road.


Computer Programmer:
In order for the chicken to cross theroadsafely they would need morethan one driver to access the serverfarm, if notthey will hang in the middle of theroad.


Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean,whydoesn't anyone ever think to ask"What the heck was this chicken doingwalkingaround all over the place anyway?"


Bill Gates:
I have just released the new ChickenOffice2005, which will not only crossroads, but will lay eggs, file yourimportantdocuments, and balance your checkbook.


Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?


Bill Clinton:
I've had so many chicks, I can'tremember...


Dr M:
You know, I am tired of allthis...'apa-nama'chicken-chicken bisnes...theforeign powers should stop interveningin ourdomestic affairs and justleave our chickens alone.. If theywant to...'apa nama' cross the road,they should be allowed to cross theroad...Malaysia is a democraticcountry; we let our chickens dowhatever theywant to do... as long asthey don't threaten the Malay unityand try totopple the government...and if theyplan to do so... wewon't hesitate to use theISA...


Pak Lah:
Ini semua adalah khabar anginsahaja...janganpercaya khabar - khabarangin ini semua... biasalah ini adalahtaktikpembangkang untuk memecahbelahkan perpaduan ayam-ayam semua...janganpercaya... jangan percaya...


Samy Vellu:
Ayyooyoo... belakang cerita lain kali,kita sudebikin banyak jembatan,itu ayam musti guna jembatan untuklintas itujalan lagi pun kalu itu ayammau pigi jalan-jalan, beritau samasaya juga,saya bolley buat lebbeybanyak toll........


Karam Singh Walia:
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat,kelihatanayam-ayam itu sedang melintasjalan. Mereka bukan sahaja melintasjalan, malahmembuang najis di atasjalan dan ini adalah pencemaran yangpalinghebat di maya ini. Bapa-bapadan ibu-ibu ayam haruslah mengambilinisiatifuntuk melatih ayam-ayam agarmenahan najis sewaktu melintas jalan,sekiansaya sudahi dengan.........Ayam di jalan di lintaskan; Ayamdi reban mati tak makan.


Wan Kamarudin:
Ape kejadahnyer ini semua, KL dahjadik rebanayam, mak bapak ayam asyikmenganga saje.


Zainal Ariffin Ismail:
Ada saksi menyatakan yang mereka dapatmelihatayam-ayam ini melintasijalan-jalan di kampung ini pada waktumalam. Adayang menyatakan ayam-ayamini merupakan penyamaran jin. Dan adajugamengaitkan ia berkaitan denganperistiwa silam di kampung ini. Apakahsebenarnya maksud tersiratayam-ayam ini melintas jalan? Oleh itusayaakhiri, "Jangan biarkan hidupanda diselubungi misteri........."


haha! br bgn. trying to cheer myself up ~__~