I.am.Legend
-
12.22pm
Enough said.
I love you Mama, Tok Jan and Ibu dearest.
(^^)y
Showing posts with label not by me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label not by me. Show all posts
Kueh Bahulu
Kueh bahulu is a perennial favourite among Malaysians of all ages. It's soft and slightly dry texture goes very well with black coffee.Kueh bahulu comes in different shapes, but the popular ones are the goldfish and the button (see picture right).
Ingredients
3 egg yolks
4 egg whites
100gm sugar
Half teaspoon vanilla essence
100gm wheat flour
1 tablespoon tapioca flour
Quarter teaspoon baking powder
4 egg whites
100gm sugar
Half teaspoon vanilla essence
100gm wheat flour
1 tablespoon tapioca flour
Quarter teaspoon baking powder
Method
1. Sieve wheat and tapioca flour together with baking powder.
2. Whisk the eggs and sugar until stiff.
3. Add the vanilla essence.
4. Fold in 20grms of sifted flour with 100ml of egg batter. Preheat oven to 250 degrees centigrade. Lightly grease the mould (to prevent the bahulu from sticking) and spoon in batter. Do not fill to the top. Bake bahulu for about five minutes.
2. Whisk the eggs and sugar until stiff.
3. Add the vanilla essence.
4. Fold in 20grms of sifted flour with 100ml of egg batter. Preheat oven to 250 degrees centigrade. Lightly grease the mould (to prevent the bahulu from sticking) and spoon in batter. Do not fill to the top. Bake bahulu for about five minutes.
Alternatively, you can bake bahulu the traditional way – using charcoal fire. You have to place the hot coals on top of and under the mould.
Bahulu keeps quite well in an airtight container, but will harden with time.
copied from http://www.neosentuhan.com.my/tourism2004/support/lc09o.htm
Take off my shirt... .. .
So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt." So I took off her shirt. Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt. "Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes. "Now my hose, bra, and panties." I took them off. Then she looked at me and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."
Negative Double Positive
An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
Computer Stupidity
- Customer: "I installed Windows 98 on my computer, and it doesn't work."
- Tech Support: "Ok, what happens when you turn on your computer?"
- Customer: "Boy, are you listening? I said it doesn't work."
- Tech Support: "Well, what happens when you TRY to turn it on?"
- Customer: "Look, I'm not a computer person. Talk regular English, not this computer talk, ok?"
- Tech Support: "Ok, let's assume your computer is turned off, and you just sat down in front of it, and want to use it. What do you do?"
- Customer: "Don't talk like I'm stupid, boy. I turn it on."
- Tech Support: "And then what happens?"
- Customer: "What do you mean?"
- Tech Support: "Does anything appear on your monitor? I mean, the TV part."
- Customer: "The same thing I saw last time I tried."
- Tech Support: "And that is what?"
- Customer: "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
- Tech Support: "Yes, sir. What is on your screen?"
- Customer: "A bunch of little pictures."
- Tech Support: "Ok, in the upper left corner, do you see 'My Computer'."
- Customer: "No, all I see is that little red circle thing with the chunk out of it."
- Tech Support: "You mean an apple?"
- Customer: "I guess it kind of looks like an apple."
Quotable Quotes
Waste your money and you will only lose your money
Waste your time and you will lose a part of your life~
Quotable quote
"Do not go where the path may lead,
go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
How To Solve A Rubick Cube
Hahaha!
and to think that i've spent all those hours on that square thingamajig..
this is truly genius =)
ps: my current best time is 3:00, with a good cube~
image © meppol
Quotable Quote
"Teknologi memperkayakan hidup manusia, tetapi dalam masa yang sama melemahkan jiwa manusia"
- Fujio F. Fujiko (Doraemon)
Why did the chicken cross the road
What The Experts Had To Say...
Kindergarten teacher:
Because it wanted to get to the otherside.
Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to crossroads.
Ronald Reagan:
I forget.
Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. Irepeat,the chicken did NOT cross the road.
Computer Programmer:
In order for the chicken to cross theroadsafely they would need morethan one driver to access the serverfarm, if notthey will hang in the middle of theroad.
Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean,whydoesn't anyone ever think to ask"What the heck was this chicken doingwalkingaround all over the place anyway?"
Bill Gates:
I have just released the new ChickenOffice2005, which will not only crossroads, but will lay eggs, file yourimportantdocuments, and balance your checkbook.
Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?
Bill Clinton:
I've had so many chicks, I can'tremember...
Dr M:
You know, I am tired of allthis...'apa-nama'chicken-chicken bisnes...theforeign powers should stop interveningin ourdomestic affairs and justleave our chickens alone.. If theywant to...'apa nama' cross the road,they should be allowed to cross theroad...Malaysia is a democraticcountry; we let our chickens dowhatever theywant to do... as long asthey don't threaten the Malay unityand try totopple the government...and if theyplan to do so... wewon't hesitate to use theISA...
Pak Lah:
Ini semua adalah khabar anginsahaja...janganpercaya khabar - khabarangin ini semua... biasalah ini adalahtaktikpembangkang untuk memecahbelahkan perpaduan ayam-ayam semua...janganpercaya... jangan percaya...
Samy Vellu:
Ayyooyoo... belakang cerita lain kali,kita sudebikin banyak jembatan,itu ayam musti guna jembatan untuklintas itujalan lagi pun kalu itu ayammau pigi jalan-jalan, beritau samasaya juga,saya bolley buat lebbeybanyak toll........
Karam Singh Walia:
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat,kelihatanayam-ayam itu sedang melintasjalan. Mereka bukan sahaja melintasjalan, malahmembuang najis di atasjalan dan ini adalah pencemaran yangpalinghebat di maya ini. Bapa-bapadan ibu-ibu ayam haruslah mengambilinisiatifuntuk melatih ayam-ayam agarmenahan najis sewaktu melintas jalan,sekiansaya sudahi dengan.........Ayam di jalan di lintaskan; Ayamdi reban mati tak makan.
Wan Kamarudin:
Ape kejadahnyer ini semua, KL dahjadik rebanayam, mak bapak ayam asyikmenganga saje.
Zainal Ariffin Ismail:
Ada saksi menyatakan yang mereka dapatmelihatayam-ayam ini melintasijalan-jalan di kampung ini pada waktumalam. Adayang menyatakan ayam-ayamini merupakan penyamaran jin. Dan adajugamengaitkan ia berkaitan denganperistiwa silam di kampung ini. Apakahsebenarnya maksud tersiratayam-ayam ini melintas jalan? Oleh itusayaakhiri, "Jangan biarkan hidupanda diselubungi misteri........."
haha! br bgn. trying to cheer myself up ~__~
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
